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Started by XR2003, Dec 26 2006 05:02 PM

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Posted 27 September 2011 - 08:00 PM

Yep, they're baking cup cakes alright. lol

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Posted 28 September 2011 - 03:08 PM

View PostVipfreak, on 21 September 2011 - 03:22 AM, said:

LOL @ comments

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 02:00 PM




:rofl:
Good dubstep is an oxymoron. It's like tall midget or talented country musician.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:08 PM

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:29 PM

^That went over my head a bit... ?

Sorta funny.


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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:44 PM

View PostVipfreak, on 25 January 2012 - 06:29 PM, said:

^That went over my head a bit... ?

Sorta funny.

:laughingsmiley: That's a good video.

Sorry, I guess it's a joke only the Canadians would mostly understand.

Apparently we're too polite.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:05 PM

Hmm... ok, I think I get it then. I can relate to that vid a little more than I'd like, but she isn't so FOB so it more an Americanized version... lol... There's a "s*** asian dad's say", but... it's totally not funny and borderline offensive imo.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:35 PM

Here's a better one for today...

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 01:11 AM

CF? Lame. This is how you pimp out a car hood:

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 04:24 AM

Is... Dat a Chia Pet Camry?

oh wait... I got more. There's a big pile of T(u)rd on the grass.

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 11:07 AM

No way, I didn't know Camry's come in moss green!
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 03:21 AM

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 03:39 AM

Only way that could be funnier is if it was a gun.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:33 PM

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^ :rofl:

This reminds me of high school auto class except it was my buddy cutting through the chassis of a crysler with the fuel lines still installed.....

...think bigger flames and a lack of eyebrows! :D
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:41 PM

Hey ladies, wanna see my banana?

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 03:06 AM

^Meh

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This reminds me of high school auto class except it was my buddy cutting through the chassis of a crysler with the fuel lines still installed.....

...think bigger flames and a lack of eyebrows! :D

LOL

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 08:21 PM

I came across this type-o today in the weekly auto sale rag. :blink:

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:43 PM

Ouch! Chinese woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking space
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:38 PM

^ Not sure whether to laugh or wince in pain. . .
QUOTE (mistamatrix @ Nov 20 2006, 01:11 PM)I'm sick like that.
QUOTE (PEImatrix @ Apr 1 2007, 11:11 PM) The car is pissed at you for cuttin it's nuts off!



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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:30 AM

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